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One night at the pub three men were gathered around drunk and bragging.
As one man got up to leave for the bathroom, one man turned to the next and said, "I'm so proud of my son, he worked so hard all his life and it's paid off, now he owns his own airline company. He is so rich he bought his friend a new jet."
the second man says, "That's great, let's drink to that."
They clink glasses and drink.
Once again the second man says, "My son is also very wealthy, he's work so hard in his life and it's paid off, he's now an owner of his own enginering company. he's so rich he bought his friend a new car."
The first man says, "That's so great, lets drink to that."
they clink glasses just as the third man comes out.
"What are you two clinking glasses over?"
"We're congratulating each other on our sons's successes, what does your son do?"
The third man proudly says, "my son is a male dancer."
with disappointment in their faces and shaking of their heads the man replies, "I'm not ashamed, why he's made out good this year. He got a new car and a new airline jet from his two lovers."
Lol that's good!
Laughing.
(Laughing)
Yes, not bad.
Heh, that's cute.
wow...lol.
lol
Rofl!